hawaiian hand grenade

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it

Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

jamacain blizzard

When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face

oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks

by te anau boy April 13, 2015