Definitions by te anau boy
jamacain blizzard
When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face
oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks
jamacain blizzard by te anau boy April 13, 2015
hawaiian hand grenade
When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
hawaiian hand grenade by te anau boy April 13, 2015
columbian cucumber
After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
columbian cucumber by te anau boy April 13, 2015