tara's definitions

slanny

Promiscious BJQ that spends more time horizontal than vertical when she's "servicing clients" at hotels in Colorado Springs.

Tava Ho Foster is a Slanny!

by Tara March 28, 2005

tava

A Low Cost Provider on the "Big Whore Network". Her singing abilities have been compared to Hillary Duff and make our ears want to retreat! She's also the Original Korean.

"If you don't stop acting like that people will think you're a Tava!"

by Tara March 28, 2005

vermon

A non-friend that is a minister who never makes time for his friends. Vermons are also known for making 12:30am phone calls after having SEVERAL Jack & Coke's and smoking his favorite cigars. Also known for planning PATHETIC April Fools jokes with a slanny.

The Reverend Jeremy is a big ole Vermon.

by Tara March 29, 2005

cow whisperer

A Vermon who seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.

Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.

by Tara March 29, 2005

revolving whore door

The door installed at my brother's house. No sooner does he get rid of one nasty whore, then another equally as nasty whorin' bitch comes waltzing through hoping to latch on to him. Since he's too busy thinking with his penis he doesn't realize it until her it's too late and everyone hates her.

As soon as Tyson got Amy shoved out the door, he turned the revolving whore door back on and in plopped the stupid whores Amber and Faye.

by Tara March 29, 2005

BJQ

Abbreviation for Blow Job Queen.

Tava Ho Foster, aka slanny, is the BJQ of Southwestern College and Colorado Springs.

by Tara March 29, 2005

march madness

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!

Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.

by Tara March 29, 2005