dust-up

a physical fight between two or more people

We are very close friends but we've had a dust-up or two. We always have a few beers afterwards!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

Slap chips

Oily, deep fried potato chips ( Afrikaans)

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 29, 2022

had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 29, 2017

Futz

A fool; a simpleton

He fell overboard because he is such a futz! Always goofing around!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 24, 2021

the thumb

The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.

Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2022