SmackOscar

An award given for the dumbest physical assault committed on national/worldwide television.

"And the 2022 'SmackOscar' goes to (drum roll)......WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 09, 2022

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the thumb

The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.

Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2022

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Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 03, 2023

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As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022

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A bus that follows a hot air balloon to provide transportation back for balloon riders once the balloon lands.

The driver of the Chase Bus realizing the balloon was decending, sped up to get to the target area before the balloon landed.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 16, 2022

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My good friend Niqua just celebrated her "**th" Birthday, and she's still a jazzy, jazzy ole babe! Mercy me! :o)

by talk2me-JCH2 June 28, 2021

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People who grew up during the rise of home computers, cell phones, and the internet.

Digital natives, or Millenials are very comfortable with technology.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2023

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