talk2me-JCH2's definitions

You can you up

If you can do it, then get up and do it.

You talk a good game! Lets put some money on it. "You can you up"!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022

hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.

Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.

Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2022

MIP

Acronym for Marijuana Infused Products.

I went to a party over the weekend and the hosts had a whole table filled with MIP goodies! The brownies were sooo good!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 8, 2023

Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Roaches were renting rooms!

A "severe" roach infestation.

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

split the "G"

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.

I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021