Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

NATO

Tea - with milk and two sugars (British army).

The acronym 'NATO' has absolutely nothing to do with what it stands for! lol

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2022

Bifolds

Labias Majora; Camel Toe; Coochie Lips

Women are putting roll-on deodorant between their butt cracks and then rolling the same deodorant stick on their bifolds! YUK! NASTY!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 26, 2023

fake truth

A lie or false statement(s)

Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 13, 2020

Swab Mob

Men who aren't about to sign a birth certificate until after a DNA test!

She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

point-of-view shot

A short scean in acting that shows what the subject character is seeing or looking at.

A 'point-of-view shot' is created by placing a camera next to an actor's head or shoulder to show what that actor is looking at, and to momentarily put the viewer in the actor's place.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 14, 2023

road-ho

A female travel companion; wing-girl.

I, and my road-ho Sue, am going to Front Royal in the Fall when the leaves change colors.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 27, 2021