Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

jigsaw puzzle of the sky 

A difficult job to start, and complete.

Getting all the evidence, and witnesses needed to put this case together will be like putting together a jigsaw puzzle of the sky!

jigsaw puzzle of the sky by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

snoot

Snot, nose mucus.

Go get a tissue, and wipe that snoot from your nose.

snoot by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Snail Track 

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

Snail Track by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

The List 

A tit-for-tat list each party of a couple makes for being the reason why their relationship is ending.

Every time we break up...you come up with a list of shit that blames me for all our problems! Well guess what! I have The List of shit on you, too, this time!!!

The List by talk2me-JCH2 April 7, 2021

thirstbucket 

A tern given to a person acting desperately; desperate for love

You're giving her the impression you're a thirstbucket! Women are cautious about desperate men! You need to back off.

thirstbucket by talk2me-JCH2 April 5, 2021

Barking spider 

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

Barking spider by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

Door Stopper

A large book, that is put on the floor, and used as a weight to keep a door open.

"When I began writing, I was more inclined to write a Door Stopper.".

Door Stopper by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021