working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally
I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.
by swarles barkley September 11, 2009
sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 09, 2025
a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)
Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
by swarles barkley January 11, 2009
I thought I was looking good but my boy Edgar came http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpin the club looking swagnificent.
by swarles barkley February 09, 2009
Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025