swarles barkley's definitions

Last leggin it

To be in a rough patch in life, really struggling. Like crying in the shower, don’t know where home is going to be for the night. But pushing forward. Even with no direction or hope

Captain: You doing alright there number 6?
6: Oh you know, smooth, last leggin it as always, my bad my bad.

by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2026

Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.

sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!

by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025

Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.

Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!

by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025

procrastiwriting

working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally

I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.

by swarles barkley September 11, 2009

swagnificent

having swag at the purest level. appearance, style, a way of carrying yourself; earned respect

I thought I was looking good but my boy Edgar came http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpin the club looking swagnificent.

by swarles barkley February 9, 2009

eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009