3 definition by swarles barkley

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having swag at the purest level. appearance, style, a way of carrying yourself; earned respect

I thought I was looking good but my boy Edgar came http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpin the club looking swagnificent.

#swag #magnificent #swagger #swagg #swagga #significant

by swarles barkley February 09, 2009

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procrastiwriting

working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally

I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.

#procrastinate #procratination #percrastinate #writing #paper #procratenate

by swarles barkley September 10, 2009

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eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

#eiffel blumpkin #blumpkin #eiffel #head #shit #blow job #back #fuck

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

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