My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 04, 2016
That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.
I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.
by suzgirl March 20, 2017
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
by suzgirl August 21, 2019
That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
by suzgirl January 22, 2019
I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.
by Suzgirl March 17, 2023
A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.
So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.
by suzgirl October 30, 2021
It's the perfect easy flow of conversation with a best friend. I speak, then she speaks, I speak, then she speaks. It’s like the tick tock of a grandfather clock.
My best friend and I have the perfect converfriendsation. I speak, then she speaks, I speak, then she speaks. Our conversation flows easily like the tick tock of a grandfather clock. Real relaxed converfriendsation.
by suzgirl January 03, 2018