That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.
by suzgirl January 22, 2019
A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.
So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.
by suzgirl October 30, 2021
I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.
by Suzgirl March 17, 2023
That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.
I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.
by suzgirl September 22, 2019
My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 04, 2016
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
by suzgirl August 21, 2019
When you have finally gotten out of that hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit your ex-bitch wife tossed and you gloriously reach the rains of freedom. Only then have you been officially AndyDufresned.
I finally got out of a hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit my ex-bitch wife put me through to reach the freedoms of being officially AndyDufresned.
by suzgirl July 29, 2019