suicide assistant's definitions

dumpster fetus

A fetus thrown in the garbage after a home coathanger abortion. Usually performed by young crackheads and various other female drug addicts.

I was going to name my band dumpster fetus, but figured it would be hard to book shows or sell records with a name like that.

by Suicide assistant December 9, 2008

kreef

A term used to gauge the tightness of an emo kid's pants.

The kreef meter was off the charts with this clone's jeans. Captain twig legs looks like his fucking pants were painted on causing my kreef reader to buzz violently.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

hoebo

A female who doesn't take personal hygiene too seriously. Symtoms include stinking ass breath, dirty stinkin snatch, prickly leg hairs, things of that nature.

Angela is pretty cute, but damn she's definitley fit for the hoebo category, her breath makes me think she has a tooth brush phobia.

by suicide assistant March 9, 2007

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007