Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sublimal

gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

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A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

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Typically said on IRC when someone wants to find out how fast their internet response is. People reading this should then PING the person requesting.

<luser> Arg! my network sucks this morning.
<luser> ping me
/ctcp luser ping
luser PING reply: 84 secs

ping me by sublimal June 25, 2004

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A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.

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I'd sure like a GBJ from her.

GBJ by sublimal June 24, 2004

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Abbreviation of executives.

The execs are really pushing us hard this time of year.

execs by sublimal June 4, 2004

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Computer term abbreviation for Authentication. See also AuthZ.

The mod_auth project provides authn and authz modules for the apache httpd.

AuthN by sublimal June 4, 2004

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