Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 05, 2018

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix August 29, 2015

Womb broom

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

by stxnthamix March 03, 2016

Maskhole

Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.

My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a mask… What a maskhole!

by stxnthamix July 20, 2020

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 26, 2015