stxnthamix's definitions

Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 5, 2018

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

by stxnthamix July 19, 2020

Maskhole

Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.

My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a mask… What a maskhole!

by stxnthamix July 20, 2020

Hobosexual

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.

My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!

by stxnthamix October 16, 2021