Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.

Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Hobosexual

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.

My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!

by stxnthamix October 16, 2021

Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 05, 2018

Beef Chief

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017