Definitions by stxnthamix

Beef Chief 

A man that is extremely passionate about penises.

I thought I loved cock, but Hot Tub Tony is the biggest Beef Chief I know...

Beef Chief by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.

Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!

break baby by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Womb broom 

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

Womb broom by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

Assturbating by stxnthamix October 11, 2015

fracking 

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

fracking by stxnthamix May 28, 2015