stuart's definitions

Stupy

Resident legend.

I decree thee Stupy; a fine member of society and worthy of much adoration.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.

A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.

by Stuart October 17, 2004

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

trouble shooting

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003