stu in the zoo's definitions
Acronym: Dogged A Prostitute
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.
"damn man, there's that strung out sterno whore i dap'd last night. my black lab otis and a couple sniffs of ether and she'll never be the same."
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the DAPmug. a one-night chain of events that has you...
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
Get the Fagtasticmug. "yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".
"cool"
"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the shoemug. 1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007
Get the liberacemug. verb - to get wit (in a non sexual way).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
Get the bro downmug. that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
Get the fagsiclemug. aw hellz, i banged this trick last night. i aint afraid of aids but i aint havin no kids.... so i pulled out and knutted on her cat.
shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.
i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.
word.
shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.
i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.
word.
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007
Get the knuttmug.