Definitions by stu in the zoo
calvin johnson
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
calvin johnson by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
jon kitna
verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
jon kitna by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
bob ross
1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."
"yikes!"
"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."
"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
bob ross by stu in the zoo December 25, 2008
mike williams
criminal
bum
loser
named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
bum
loser
named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
mike williams by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008
Fagtastic
a one-night chain of events that has you...
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
Fagtastic by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
Fagnastic
a one-night chain of events that has you...
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex while thinking it might be great.
3) realizing that it sucks
4) realizing you are, indeed, not gay but have some gay dude's dick in your ass.
1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex while thinking it might be great.
3) realizing that it sucks
4) realizing you are, indeed, not gay but have some gay dude's dick in your ass.
yo, what's with the limp and the long face?
i crossed over last night. it went from fagtastic to fagnastic in like .83 seconds.
ouch.
yup....
i crossed over last night. it went from fagtastic to fagnastic in like .83 seconds.
ouch.
yup....
Fagnastic by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
Fagnutz
a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
Fagnutz by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008