a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
by stu in the zoo February 12, 2008
verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
by stu in the zoo April 30, 2007
one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2006
"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".
"cool"
"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 19, 2007
one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.
guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"
by stu in the zoo April 18, 2007
one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."
"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 12, 2008
aw hellz, i banged this trick last night. i aint afraid of aids but i aint havin no kids.... so i pulled out and knutted on her cat.
shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.
i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.
word.
shit, i was with that same chick last tuesday, she passed out while i was banging her so i left a knutt in her peanut butter jar and went home.
i heard jerome was with this skanktra the other night and dropped a nut on her ipod.
word.
by stu in the zoo April 18, 2007