bunk up

to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).

British usage.
Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.

When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.
by stsebastian November 29, 2009
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bonking-off

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.
by stsebastian November 29, 2009
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Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:
1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.
by stsebastian March 10, 2009
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