the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 08, 2017

Delicious Kevin

Eating bacon out of somebody's orifice..

Breakfast got a whole lot more exciting when Karen offered me a Delicious Kevin, served on a bed of her also delicious booty.

by stripeypajamas October 26, 2016

Thought sauce

An inspiring piece--a song, a beautiful bird, a handsome fellow, a smooth & delicious glass of scotch....

I was creatively stuck, but I heard Boney M. for the first time & suddenly, I wrote like I'd never written before. It was truly a divine shot of thought sauce.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

Flabbability

Capable of finding an orifice beyond the girth of another.

She's a big girl who tests my flabbability.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

Shit chauffeur

Also "Shit Showfer"

One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.

"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."

by stripeypajamas November 06, 2017