Definitions by stripeypajamas
Shit chauffeur
Also "Shit Showfer"
One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.
One who drives a party bus, late night taxi or Uber service, or designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.
"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my Shit Chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."
Shit chauffeur by stripeypajamas November 6, 2017
the chosen juan
I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.
the chosen juan by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017
Delicious Kevin
Breakfast got a whole lot more exciting when Karen offered me a Delicious Kevin, served on a bed of her also delicious booty.
Delicious Kevin by stripeypajamas October 26, 2016
Flabbability
Flabbability by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016
Dock the chopper
I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
Dock the chopper by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016
Thought sauce
An inspiring piece--a song, a beautiful bird, a handsome fellow, a smooth & delicious glass of scotch....
I was creatively stuck, but I heard Boney M. for the first time & suddenly, I wrote like I'd never written before. It was truly a divine shot of thought sauce.
Thought sauce by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016