Cleveland Double Espresso

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.
by streetwhiz April 26, 2009
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Techno Idio

Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.
My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?
by Streetwhiz May 17, 2009
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Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a
Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.
Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!
by streetwhiz April 10, 2009
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
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captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
by streetwhiz April 05, 2009
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Perez Hilton

A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy
boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and
needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.
Hey..look! There goes that Homo
Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot
ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown.
Let's go cripple them queery bastards!
by streetwhiz April 26, 2009
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