by Streaker30 August 15, 2009
Get the Sandbaggingmug. The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland
James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
by Streaker30 November 09, 2009
Get the Laggingmug. by Streaker30 August 15, 2009
Get the Drop Your Shoppingmug. The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts
Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages
by streaker30 December 18, 2008
Get the Bog Legmug. When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field
Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"
by Streaker30 May 30, 2009
Get the Dragging a dead body through the mudmug. Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it
by streaker30 June 01, 2009
Get the Bog Whiskmug. when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Get the dipstickmug.