Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

by Stinky71 January 19, 2009

Anal Vulture

A gay guy that hovers around looking for fresh browneye.

I get the feeling that Ted might be an ANAL VULTURE

by Stinky71 September 05, 2009

tweener

The piece of skin between the pussy and asshole of a woman. "Tweener cunt and her asshole"

I was hitting my old lady last night and ended up stubbing my johnson on her TWEENER. Now I have turf dick

by stinky71 September 05, 2009