stinky's definitions

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017

Brown

A term used to identify any person whit dark skin who's national origin can not be determined.

I wonder where those browns who just moved in are from.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014

necrophiliac

someone you wouldn't be caught dead with

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

by Stinky June 14, 2004

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 28, 2003