stinky's definitions

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

necrophiliac

someone you wouldn't be caught dead with

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

by Stinky June 14, 2004

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 28, 2003

Brown

A term used to identify any person whit dark skin who's national origin can not be determined.

I wonder where those browns who just moved in are from.

by Stinky July 21, 2004