int'eruption

Any discontinuity in normal life arising from volcanic eruptions.
All regular news has been suspended, we will stay with this story no matter how long or tedious it is. We apologise for this int'eruption.
by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
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semitarian

Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.
Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.

Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?

Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
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accent whore

Girl who dates a guy because he has a sexy accent.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
What does Kristy see in that English guy?
Eh, she's just an accent whore
by StewieG wannabe August 04, 2009
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familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
by StewieG Wannabe December 01, 2009
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appolyte

Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.

Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.
by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
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Vienna moment

The dawning realisation that you don't know what's going on in any given situation. Line from the 1980s Ultravox song 'Vienna':

Oh Vienna, this means nothing to me.
During the Q&A a professor asked an obscure question and as he was talking I was having a total Vienna moment.
by StewieG wannabe October 09, 2008
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passionista

A fervent popular activist. Someone who gets very animated and active over fashionable causes such as the political prisoner du jour, climate change, Darfur or whatever is fashionable to be outraged about. Heart in the right place, and will tell you all about it whether or not you want to hear it.
How's Jessica?
Usual, gave me on Darfur when she dropped off some low-energy light bulbs as a gift.
She's such a passionista.
by StewieG Wannabe April 19, 2009
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