stevedawg13's definitions

panic! at the disco

Oh my god, am I the only person with a brain on this website? Panic! at the Disco could be the worst band ever. They are the same thing as Fall Out Boy, but even worse. Their singer has to have the absolute worst voice of all time, even beating the FOB singer. Their lyrics suck huge ass. How anyone likes them is beyond me.

Gay Kid:" I chime in with the haven't you people ever heard of, closing a god damn door?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up before I kill you"
Panic! at the Disco sucks

by stevedawg13 August 31, 2008

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.

The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.

by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

fascist

Something a(stupid)liberal will call you if you disagree with them. Calling a republican a fascist is just as bad as calling a democrat a communist.

In real life, it is a horrible form of government that has a dictator ruling all. Adolf Hitler is a good example. Fascism is really gay!

Liberal: All republicans are religion pushing,raciest, gay bashing bitches!

Me:Actually I'm atheist and for gay marriage I just think democrats are retarted.

Liberal: You close-minded fascist!

Me: What???

by stevedawg13 August 3, 2006

st. louis cardinals

The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?

I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!

by stevedawg13 July 28, 2006

liberal

Many liberals are smart people with reasonalbe views(I am not a liberal,however not conservative either.) However, Many retarted teenagers like the ones that go to my school just watch MTV and say, hay Mike Jones hates Bush, that must mean he sucks. These are the people giving liberals a bad name. Liberals and Conservatives need to stop bashing each other and just fucking do something about the world.

MTV Watching Teenager: Dude, Bush sucks even though I don't know anything about him or what he does.
Any teen with a brain: Shut up you gay poser liberal. You make Bush look like an absolute genius.

by stevedawg13 May 25, 2006

24

24 is the best show of all frekin' time! There is no better time in my life as good as 8 to 9 on mondays.

Jack Bauer would kick Chuck Norris's ass and you know it.24 can single handedly make mondays amazing.

by stevedawg13 May 21, 2006