steve's definitions

lucious Lisa paciellio

When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing vagisil all over ur dong and ur partner lciks it off and says my o my what a wonderful tea party u hog

O man that! lucious lisa u agve me last nite made my asshole quiver

by steve May 17, 2004

classidied

classi is a duck/platypus thing that died when a certain person said "classidied" and is remembered whenever someone says the word classified

Oh no classidied, I'm so sad!

by Steve February 28, 2004

RIAA

A bunch of retarded music industry democrats who sue the entire country while sucking Bill Clinton's dick.

The RIAA's breath smells like Bill Clinton's dick.

by Steve October 18, 2003

pink cadillac

a girl's pussy is sometimes referred to as a pink cadillac

Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back of your pink Cadillac

by steve January 11, 2005

mutz nutz

a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz

wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man

by steve April 28, 2006

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 16, 2008

On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.

Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."

by Steve March 3, 2004