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vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.
'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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Comboine Harrrvestorr

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.
"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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boobtacular

An adjective, used to describe the size of man-boobs.
'Mate! Those are boobtacular!'
'....And now you swallow your teeth.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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rich chavs

Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.
I think that about covers it, actually.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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West Hoathly

A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.
'I live in West Hoathly.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005
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