stephen w. thomas's definitions

wellyboots

Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.

'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Lost Translation

'Lost in translation', after the meaning has, indeed, been lost in translation.

'I saw Lost Translation night last.'
'Shut up.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008

squinky

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.

"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

West Hoathly

A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.

'I live in West Hoathly.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004