static1432's definitions

Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Fridge Whore

Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.

Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.

by static1432 March 21, 2010

Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.

Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009