static1432's definitions

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.

After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.

Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Dressing Room Sex

Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.

After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Fridge Whore

Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.

Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.

by static1432 March 21, 2010

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009