Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.
Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.
by Static1432 November 17, 2009
Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.
Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.
Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.
by static1432 March 24, 2010
When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009
When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009