static1432's definitions

Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009