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Fridge Whore

Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.

Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.

by static1432 March 21, 2010

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009