static1432's definitions

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.

After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009