static1432's definitions

Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.

After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Dressing Room Sex

Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.

After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009