static1432's definitions

Sleep Driving

Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.

Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!

by Static1432 September 22, 2009

Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.

Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009