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Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.
Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.
After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.
Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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