maryland

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway

baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

north dakota

there is almost nothing there; farmers, plains, prarie, fat people, roosevelt natl park and fargo- that's all to north dakota

North dakota- what the hell is there?

by StatesDude April 01, 2004

nevada

about 7/8 of the state is desert wasteland; almost the entire population of the state lives in urban vegas, reno-sparks, or along lake tahoe; nevada is famous for legalized gambling, legalized prositution, corrupt politicians, and mexican migrant workers

nevada is a good place to get a quickie from whore and blow all your fuckin' money on blackjack.

by StatesDude April 03, 2004

missouri

topographically, the state is half in the midwest and half in the great plains; the most southern part of the state is in the ozarks and is home of are those shows in Branson; the western part of the state has KC and a lot of flat land and farmers, while the eastern part has St. Louis, good blues music, and rolling hills

Missouri looks like Illinois on 1 side and like Nebraska on the other.

by StatesDude April 01, 2004

wyoming

a state with just about no people; almost everyone is a rancher; lots of nice scenary and evil cops

No one knows a damn thing about Wyoming.

by StatesDude April 01, 2004

idaho

a western wasteland; famous for growing potatoes; most of the residents are mormons who belong to a militia; lots of trees and moutains

In Idaho, morons shoot guns and grow potatoes

by StatesDude April 03, 2004

delaware

although it should be called South Pennsylvania (it was part of pa in colonial times), it is surprisingly a good state...in the southern part. the north is an industrial wasteland in wilmington and the middle is filled with corn farmer; however southern delaware is awesome: beaches, no taxes, and a laidback environment; its right in between north and south and its as far south as you can go before encoutering hicks (in nearby virginia beach)

delaware is cool, even though no one knows a damn thing about it

by StatesDude March 31, 2004