statesdude's definitions

missouri

topographically, the state is half in the midwest and half in the great plains; the most southern part of the state is in the ozarks and is home of are those shows in Branson; the western part of the state has KC and a lot of flat land and farmers, while the eastern part has St. Louis, good blues music, and rolling hills

Missouri looks like Illinois on 1 side and like Nebraska on the other.

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

wyoming

a state with just about no people; almost everyone is a rancher; lots of nice scenary and evil cops

No one knows a damn thing about Wyoming.

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

north dakota

there is almost nothing there; farmers, plains, prarie, fat people, roosevelt natl park and fargo- that's all to north dakota

North dakota- what the hell is there?

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

nevada

about 7/8 of the state is desert wasteland; almost the entire population of the state lives in urban vegas, reno-sparks, or along lake tahoe; nevada is famous for legalized gambling, legalized prositution, corrupt politicians, and mexican migrant workers

nevada is a good place to get a quickie from whore and blow all your fuckin' money on blackjack.

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

idaho

a western wasteland; famous for growing potatoes; most of the residents are mormons who belong to a militia; lots of trees and moutains

In Idaho, morons shoot guns and grow potatoes

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

vermont

mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state

look at the great Vermont sceneary

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

rhode island

a fun, beautiul litte state that everyone forgets the hell about; filled with little island, ethnics (unlike the WASPs in the rest of New England), crazy basketball fans, and good eats

rhode island could destroy massachusetts anyday

by StatesDude March 31, 2004