Definitions by statesdude

missouri 

topographically, the state is half in the midwest and half in the great plains; the most southern part of the state is in the ozarks and is home of are those shows in Branson; the western part of the state has KC and a lot of flat land and farmers, while the eastern part has St. Louis, good blues music, and rolling hills

Missouri looks like Illinois on 1 side and like Nebraska on the other.

missouri by StatesDude April 1, 2004

wyoming 

a state with just about no people; almost everyone is a rancher; lots of nice scenary and evil cops

No one knows a damn thing about Wyoming.

wyoming by StatesDude April 1, 2004

vermont

mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state

look at the great Vermont sceneary

vermont by StatesDude March 31, 2004

rhode island 

a fun, beautiul litte state that everyone forgets the hell about; filled with little island, ethnics (unlike the WASPs in the rest of New England), crazy basketball fans, and good eats

rhode island could destroy massachusetts anyday

rhode island by StatesDude March 31, 2004

maryland 

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway

baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states

maryland by StatesDude March 31, 2004

delaware 

although it should be called South Pennsylvania (it was part of pa in colonial times), it is surprisingly a good state...in the southern part. the north is an industrial wasteland in wilmington and the middle is filled with corn farmer; however southern delaware is awesome: beaches, no taxes, and a laidback environment; its right in between north and south and its as far south as you can go before encoutering hicks (in nearby virginia beach)

delaware is cool, even though no one knows a damn thing about it

delaware by StatesDude March 31, 2004

tennessee 

a hick state in the south; its 2 largest citys are known for their music- memphis is an old river city and is a haven for good blues and rock, while nashville is a piece of crap in the center with country; knoxville and anything east of there is hick central

if you have to live in tennessee, make sure its in memphis, so you can hear the blues and cheer on the grizzlies

tennessee by StatesDude March 31, 2004