Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
by starkasm September 02, 2010
1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
by starkasm November 06, 2009
The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
by Starkasm March 27, 2015
The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
by Starkasm March 27, 2015
When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
by starkasm August 26, 2010
by Starkasm March 12, 2015
The best 70s/80s band out there. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, you sir are an idiot (and probably need hearing aids).
Person 1: dang Led Zeppelin is so good. Every word is a poem.
Person 2: screw you man every letter is a poem
Person 2: screw you man every letter is a poem
by Starkasm March 12, 2015