stanley's definitions

jawknee

Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.

So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.

by Stanley May 4, 2004

jitty

like it up the jitty!

when he was bad he was often taking up the jitty.

by stanley October 16, 2003

Yeager

Noun. One who excels in the art of loveable buffonery--especially one who raps bad love songs and laughs like a schoolgirl.

That cross eyed little boy over there sure is one hell of a Yeager.

by Stanley May 4, 2004

garbology

the study of garbage

The trashy hooker went to school to major in garbology.

by stanley December 30, 2004

My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

by Stanley April 12, 2004

Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.

That kid is a Skipper Junior.

by Stanley October 24, 2003

Tim Thomas

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."

Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.

by Stanley March 9, 2005