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rocky top

University of Tennessee FOOTBALL
1998 national champions
If you want the #1 gameday experience, in the #2 biggest stadium in the USA, featuring one of the best college football teams of all time, come to ROCKY TOP (this article written after a 30-28 victory over Florida September 19, 2004)

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top,
down in the Tennessee hills;
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top;
Ain't no telephone bills;
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top;
Half bear, other half cat;
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top,
lookin' for a moonshine still;
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top;
Reckon they never will;
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Dirt's too rocky by far;
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
get their corn from a jar;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen;
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me
good ol' rocky top, rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee!!!

whoooohohohohoooooooooooo

HELL YEAH! YEEE HAWWW LOOK OUT FOR THE VOLS!!! GOIN' ALL THE WAY BABY!

by staff September 18, 2004

uge

short for usual. see the uge

person 1: whats up c money magik?
c money: eh, just the uge

by staff August 30, 2004

clemson

A half-ass wannabe-southern school that tries at college football, and is good at choking in huge games, especially against Virginia Tech. I wish every graduate of clemson good luck, because they will need it to get out of that fag patty they call a school.

You want a real party? Go to Auburn. You want be black and act mad niggerish? Go to University of Miami. You want a great degree? go to Virginia Tech. You want to blow on the meat oboe? go to clemson (or Georgia Tech for that matter- fucking bees. Invent the future mothafucka

by staff November 9, 2008

chattanooga

Crunk metropolis in mid-east south Tennessee, an hour north of ATL, an hour south of K-town. Nominated for the most crunk city ever by Lil John and the eastside boys.

1. Thank God for Chattanooga, otherwise the only good thing south of Knoxville would be fucking South America.

2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.

by staff May 3, 2005

atlanta

Wonderful fucking city if you like to breathe in smog, see nothing but haze even on a clear day, and sit in traffic on an 8 lane highway.

We should excommunicate a-town from the dirty dirty because it is not up to code on crunkness. I nominate Chattanooga, TN to be the new HQ of krunk.

by staff May 3, 2005

chatt town

The city of chattanooga in mid southeast Tennessee. There's not much to it but an aquarium, but it's still krunk.

I'm on the road doin shows puttin my mack down
Mississippi to Philly Albuquerque to Chatt Town --T.I. Bring Em' Out

by staff May 22, 2005

the uge

short for "the usual". Used in response to the most over-asked question on AIM, "whats up?" "eh, just the uge"


started in K-town, TN 2004

John: so what were you doing last night?
Jack: you know, the uge
John: how come you didn't call me?
Jack: nP

by staff August 30, 2004