staff 's definitions

twank

Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.

for a twelve:

Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!

or for a twenty four pack:

Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.

or related to cars:

Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'

by staff September 27, 2005

leadership

A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) So what is leadership now?

It is nothing but a word. Mostly used by organizations to weed out people who don't think they have 'it'. This word-type of 'Leadership' is measured in how much bullshit a person can spew to back about what they think 'leadership' truly is.

1. Job interviewer: Sir, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders?
Job seeker: What the fuck are you saying?
Job interviewer: Obviously you aren't a leader. Try working at wal-mart.

2. College admissions: How are you a leader?
Student: Well, insted of playing sports or drinking with my buddies, my mom signed me up for a leadership conference, two leadership classes, and bi-weekly meetings about leadership.
College admissions: Wow, that is fantastic! You're in!

by staff December 10, 2008

mercedes

lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.

Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.

by staff November 3, 2003

evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

by staff December 9, 2008

the uge

short for "the usual". Used in response to the most over-asked question on AIM, "whats up?" "eh, just the uge"


started in K-town, TN 2004

John: so what were you doing last night?
Jack: you know, the uge
John: how come you didn't call me?
Jack: nP

by staff August 30, 2004

stunna

A person who drives around town in nice cars, on dubz, showing off their ice and bling. Most of the time, this gets them many bitches and hoes which they then take back to their crib to bang up the ass.

I'm the numba one stunna up in this beeyatch, an' don't forget it ho!

by staff September 14, 2003

rowdy

A southern expression which means getting either crazy, wild, or drunk. Most likely all of the above.

Very similar to lil john's crunk.

Example 1:
Joe: I gots two dozen frosty brewskies ready for action!
Bill: It's about to get rowdy bitches!
Joe: Fuck yea beeitch.

Example 2:
"We all rowdy and bout it bout it from the south nigga" -Magic & Master P "Ghetto Godzilla"

by staff June 27, 2005