stackattack's definitions

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 13, 2011

crappy technology

to take a shit in ones laptop.

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology

by stackattack January 8, 2011

happy harold

to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.

lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

chocolate jimmy

to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.

haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall

by stackattack February 25, 2011

chocolate pie

to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.

"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011