monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
by stackattack January 02, 2011
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corn cock

by stackattack January 13, 2011
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chocolate pie

to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.
"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.
by stackattack January 02, 2011
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chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.
i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye
hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today
by stackattack May 12, 2011
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wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.
that wang clang really hurt
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.
jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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