drunk

1. Past tense of "drink".
2. Your girlfriend's dad.
3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer!
2. Am I right?
3. I am drunker than fuck right now!

by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005

bonerack

An excessively (and obsessively) anorexic female.

That chick is such a bonerack that her pants are falling down.

by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005

shitball

A low-life loser; degenerate.

What a shitball! He killed his family!

by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

yella bastard

Old-fashioned term for a coward; a wussman of huge proportions; one who has no backbone or the balls to stand up for himself.

That yella bastard is runnin' away from us cuz he's a pussy!

by staccato brainstem February 11, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 18, 2005