Definitions by ss

mowatt 

Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.

Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.

mowatt by ss May 13, 2005

Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.

How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?

Bendy by SS February 10, 2005

hot belly 

A young lady living in cincinnati whose belly gets particularly warm while sleeping. Hot belly is good to cuddle up against. She is also hot in the sexual sense.

Damn hot belly, your belly's on fire!

hot belly by ss February 7, 2005

xillorian 

Roman term for the dude that washed the gladiator's jockstraps.

"Did that xillorian wash the pungent smell from my jock yet?"

xillorian by SS January 28, 2005

Complasser 

Complasser - the state of being completely drunk and intoxicated.

SG was an emample of complasser on New Years Eve.

Complasser by SS January 3, 2005

hiphopfoundry.com 

Tha #1 hip hop community, forum, where we chillllllllllllllll! You fuck with us, we fuck with you!

To join, go to www.hiphopfoundry.com/forum, it's tight, mayne!

hiphopfoundry.com by SS December 20, 2004

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

gert by ss March 19, 2004