squirrel's definitions

Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004

Pippen

Michael Armstrong

A: whattup Pippen?
Michael: nothing much

by SqUiRreL June 1, 2004

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 14, 2004

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003

pulchritudinous

stund with great beauty; handsome; pretty; beautiful.

The boy was so pulchritudinous that every girl in the room was trying to flirt with him.

by Squirrel July 23, 2003