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Definitions by sprtagt

friend-end 

A romantic 'dead-end'. The place you end up after courting someone you're romantically interested in, and she/he has informed you that 'you're just friends'.
Dude, I told Sally I wanted our relationship to move to the next level, and she told me that she'd really love it if we could just be 'really good friends'. Man, that freakin' sucks....I've reached a friend-end.
friend-end by sprtagt October 18, 2011

dynamic doucho

Two people teaming up that are douche bags on their own, but together, they're super douche bags--the Dynamic Doucho!
Ted and Sally suck to work with on their own, but when they're paired on a project, they're the Dynamic Doucho!
dynamic doucho by sprtagt August 24, 2011

Gotta go get some work done 

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

Family's Anchor 

The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.

Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Family's Anchor by sprtagt June 3, 2011
jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.

(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.

(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents
Jobby by sprtagt September 9, 2010
jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl

(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents
Jobby by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Dating a Jewish person simply to appease your Jewish family.
Aryeh is jating Davina even though we all know he's in love with Julie.
Jating by sprtagt September 9, 2010