Definitions by spastic biscuit

tequila sunrise 

A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.


Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka

I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.

tequila sunrise by spastic biscuit August 30, 2005

i'm late 

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!

i'm late by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005

Wobbles 

the act of getting intoxicated

K-whooo whoooo ready to get your wobbles on?
M- yeah we sending ricki out to buy the liquor now

Wobbles by spastic biscuit February 23, 2005

hard wood 

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

hard wood by spastic biscuit February 22, 2005