Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Gay Fish

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

by southparkrox October 13, 2009

The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

by southparkrox September 18, 2009

Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

by southparkrox August 20, 2009

Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009