sonic12576's definitions

Google+

Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.

When you finish being an angel on Facebook and start trolling on Google+

by sonic12576 February 14, 2018

Belly button

Something to be poked

I poked my girlfriend's belly button and she freaked out.

by sonic12576 May 6, 2018

Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.

Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

Beautricide

(Noun/Adverb)
The act of killing any large amount of beautiful people
(Has the suffix -cide, as in homicide and suicide)

Person 1: Oh my god what the fuck did i do
Person 2: You ran over that beautiful jogger
Person 3: You just committed beautricide. I'm calling the police

by sonic12576 August 2, 2016

Fudge

To flop at something. To miserably fail at it.

Dude, you totally fudged at riding your bike.

by sonic12576 February 20, 2017

Molly

Short for molecule. One molecule away from meth. Another name for ecstasy

You came for the music but popped a Molly and swallowed it. You're so fucking high all you care about is what your friend is doing with his hand.

by sonic12576 November 9, 2016

Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016