Definitions by son of mark

Josiah 

An extremely short, yet handsome, male inspired by his love for both Stan Lee and the Christian God.

Joel shouted: “Oi that guy is such a Josiah!”

Josiah by son of mark November 19, 2018

Troodle 

A noodle type creature with beautiful chebs and a baby nephew famed for his first words.
She is well known for selling pictures of her naked breasts.

What’s that over there in our bathroom? It looks like a troodle!

Troodle by son of mark November 19, 2018

Bethdawg 

A young lady whom originates from the unique town of Bitley. Daughter of a till thief, singing dentist and ITV weather man, Bethdawg has a wonderful personality.

Mum I went to Bitley today, I saw a Bethdawg.

Bethdawg by son of mark November 19, 2018