9 definitions by someone took my name =|
Something you say when you depart from someone you've just met. Unnecessary if you met a major asshole, bastard, or a bitch.
Kate: Heya, what's your name?
Mike: Mike. What's yours?
Kate: Kate.
Mike: Kay bye, nice meeting you.
Kate: Yeah, you too. Take care.
Mike: Hey, what's your name?
Major Asshole: Major Asshole! You little turd.
Mike: Kay bye.
Asshole: Yeah, bye, you faerie.
Mike: Mike. What's yours?
Kate: Kate.
Mike: Kay bye, nice meeting you.
Kate: Yeah, you too. Take care.
Mike: Hey, what's your name?
Major Asshole: Major Asshole! You little turd.
Mike: Kay bye.
Asshole: Yeah, bye, you faerie.
by someone took my name =| April 19, 2006
Josie: Damn, I hate my roommate. She eats all my food and sexiles me nearly every other day.
Paul: I hear ya. My roommate is a jackass too. Acts like I don't even live in the same room.
Joel: I wish I could live life to the fullest without a worry in the world.
Gary: I hear ya, man.
Paul: I hear ya. My roommate is a jackass too. Acts like I don't even live in the same room.
Joel: I wish I could live life to the fullest without a worry in the world.
Gary: I hear ya, man.
by someone took my name =| April 19, 2006
Transcendental Deficit Disorder:
A disease affecting over 90% of the world population, who couldn't get beyond fractions.
A disease affecting over 90% of the world population, who couldn't get beyond fractions.
by someone took my name =| April 26, 2006
Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
by someone took my name =| April 26, 2006
For instance, french fries are one of the most unrelectable foods out there. But Applewood's Pizza is so relectable it may sometimes be more delicious in a rerun.
by someone took my name =| April 26, 2006
Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.
A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.
A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.
A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.
A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!
Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!
Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!
Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!
Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!
by someone took my name =| April 19, 2006
The longer way of saying jk.
The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.
Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.
What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.
Something you should not say after I love you.
The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.
Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.
What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.
Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!
Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.
Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!
Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!
Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.
Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!
Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
by someone took my name =| April 19, 2006