Pay-to-progress

It's another, less significant version of pay-to-win. It might be a free game at first glance, but after playing for a few levels it becomes pay-to-win because things would get increasingly harder which forces you to pay.
Most of these are mobile games, as PC game makers would rather charge you, but iirc some takes form of DLCs.

Capitalism, eh?
Ethan: Dude I cannot break this level it is so goddamn hard!
Me: These MMORPGs are pay-to-progress man, if you don't pay, you just can never break this level. Things that are free are the most expensive, you know.
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minimod

A minimod appears in every Discord server. They will warn you once you get little bit firey or violated the rules when clearly no mods are around and it won't get you banned. If you start arguing with the minimods, the discussion will heat up within seconds. If you ignore, they will start to pretend they have the power and warn you that you might be banned. If you complain about minimods existing even though the rules banned minimods, you will be muted because even the real mods likes minimods.
Ew minimods are telling me to stop swearing
when there isn't a rule that prohibits swearing

(muted)
(perma-banned)
by someone out there who is bored January 25, 2022
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ggwp

Good Game, Well Played.
Usually in the end of a game match in the chat to be especially polite and show better sportsmanship (compared to just a gg that can mean insulting, and more against a ggez).

Basically everyone, even the loser who lost a 0 to 69420666 can say it, as a kind of manner on the Internet.
<game ends>
<Person 1>gg
<Person 2>ggwp
<Person 3>ggez
<Person 2>zamn you so impolite
<Person 1>Better than Person 4, who just fucking ragequit!
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What you would probably type, or something like that when you are raging. Or when you are bored. Or when you are having sechs. Or whatever condition you would want to spam the keyboard.
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by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021
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you seems like you are very bored and typed a double spiral. you are creative, but i am creative first and created this.
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golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.
the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
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Social credit

So, this is the latest meme in the Internet. This originated from the PRC which wants to add a score to track whether you did anything bad, notably, are you against Chinese wills, which will deduct or increase your score and get privileges or penalties. Who knows is it real, but outside of the PRC, it is wildly used as a meme to mock the PRC (please don't screw me up) or whatever.
(I live in Hong Kong save us)
Taiwan is not a country
你获得了50分社会信用 (you obtained 50 points of social credit)

Taiwan should be a country
我操你妈,扣去100分社会信用 (fuck you, deduct 100 points of social credit)

B R U H W C N M
(please don't screw me the politics on the island are really complex)
by someone out there who is bored November 26, 2021
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