Definitions by someone out there who is bored
my disappointment is immeasurable
my disappointment is immeasurable by someone out there who is bored November 22, 2021
HKO
Stands for the Hong Kong Observatory. The sole worst part of the government that cares more about the economy than the citizen's well-being.
Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)
Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)
The HKO still hasn't hoisted the No.8 typhoon signal... DLLMCH I need to go back to school despite it's raining dogshit outside...
HKO by someone out there who is bored November 12, 2021
Raining dogshit
From Cantonese "落狗屎", when it is raining so hard that the HKO issued an Amber rainstorm warning (but refuses to issue the red warning until 8am) and you cannot not get wet even at all costs.
See:
Raining cats and dogs
Bucket rain
See:
Raining cats and dogs
Bucket rain
Raining dogshit by someone out there who is bored November 10, 2021
Spring pocket
Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.
Spring pocket by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021
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What you would probably type, or something like that when you are raging. Or when you are bored. Or when you are having sechs. Or whatever condition you would want to spam the keyboard.
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TVB
Like the worst television company in Hong Kong. Full for "TeleVision Broadcasting limited", it launched in 1967, is ridiculously pro-beijing that no one wants to put ads in it, has a very big audience of "old biscuits" , ruined canto-pop on it's own, and the youth don't watch it now
A: what do you watch?
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai
TVB by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021
golden phallic object
the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
golden phallic object by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021