someone out there who is bored's definitions

HKO

Stands for the Hong Kong Observatory. The sole worst part of the government that cares more about the economy than the citizen's well-being.

Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)

The HKO still hasn't hoisted the No.8 typhoon signal... DLLMCH I need to go back to school despite it's raining dogshit outside...

by someone out there who is bored November 12, 2021

TVB

Like the worst television company in Hong Kong. Full for "TeleVision Broadcasting limited", it launched in 1967, is ridiculously pro-beijing that no one wants to put ads in it, has a very big audience of "old biscuits" , ruined canto-pop on it's own, and the youth don't watch it now

A: what do you watch?
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai

by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021

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by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021

Spring pocket

Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.

You disturb me fucking, your spring pocket will be barbecued!

by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021

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you seems like you are very bored and typed a double spiral. you are creative, but i am creative first and created this.

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by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

Social credit

So, this is the latest meme in the Internet. This originated from the PRC which wants to add a score to track whether you did anything bad, notably, are you against Chinese wills, which will deduct or increase your score and get privileges or penalties. Who knows is it real, but outside of the PRC, it is wildly used as a meme to mock the PRC (please don't screw me up) or whatever.
(I live in Hong Kong save us)

Taiwan is not a country
你获得了50分社会信用 (you obtained 50 points of social credit)

Taiwan should be a country
我操你妈，扣去100分社会信用 (fuck you, deduct 100 points of social credit)

B R U H W C N M
(please don't screw me the politics on the island are really complex)

by someone out there who is bored November 26, 2021