Dude, me and my girl were pluggin' up last night, she is so tight!
When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.
Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in
Buy a
Scoot'in poop'in
mug!
Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.
Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!
When an elderly person try's to do a dab, and ends up showing their underarm flab in the process.
Young person : Yesterday i saw my grandma flabin' dabbin' and it was so sick.
Buy a
flabin' dabbin'
mug!
Hell for old people.
Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!
The worst place ever, worse than hell
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.
Ah! im in the friend zone!
