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Bored Sex

When you have sex only because you're bored.
Not to be confused with Board Sex, which is when you have sex with a 2 by 4.

Ugh, yesterday i had bored sex, their was nothing else to do.

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Shit

Easy to get into, hard to get out of.

My wife caught me with dat hoe and now i'm in some shit

by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

You ass

What people say when you act like a fool or a jerk. Can also be used interchangeably with asshole

1. (man says something rude to his boss) Boss: You ass! get out of here, you're fired!

2. (man inappropriately hits on a girl like a jerk ) Girl: You asshole! (repeatedly hits man with purse)

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Friend Zone

The worst place ever, worse than hell
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.

Ah! im in the friend zone!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Slo'got-formentios

A word in some other language

Dude 1 : Slo'got-formentios!
Dude 2 : WTF you say?

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018