"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

The whole world after things went from bad to total shitstorm during the Coronavirus Plague of the 21st Century.
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by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass
"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"
by somebodythatyoudontknow July 09, 2022

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 11, 2018

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 14, 2022
