Definitions by so sayeth the lexicon

douche 

A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.

wipe your friggin' face you douche

douche by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

plumper 

a fat yet very alluring female woman. Curvy. Plumper than the average lady,(hence the name) but nonetheless very attractive.

That slightly overweight firl is a plumper... sure i'd fuck her!

plumper by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

troglodite 

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.

get wawy from me, troglodite!

troglodite by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

uzo 

really bad, noxious greek vodka. also good as a universal solvent. God only when there's nothing else to drink.

"we had nothing else, so we just drank the uzo. I've been shitting blood as a result."

uzo by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

squidmark 

the scottish version of skid mark. It' sthe little shit stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.

"you've a fucking squidmark, go wipe your bottom!"

squidmark by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003