You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
by Snake December 03, 2004
The main character from the Hitman series. Tall, bald and with a barcode on the back of his head, he prefers black suits, .45 Silverballers, the Walther W2000 and fibre wire. Also enjoys gardening. Once a devout Catholic, gave up his faith after being forced out of retirement.
by Snake May 09, 2005
Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.
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by Snake January 28, 2006
by snake June 14, 2004
The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.
by Snake March 07, 2005
Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
Rob Grant is a legend
by Snake March 22, 2006
The worst sketch show ever made. Consider yourselves fortunate that most of you don't live in Ireland, and consequently, are not subjected to this pathetic excuse for a show.
I can see why it took two "geniuses" to write Stew. One to not think of something funny. And the other to think of something not funny.
by Snake December 20, 2005