4 definitions by snakattack

when you talk to chloe in snap and says nothing to you in accounting
me- hey chloe

chloe- … … …
me- wow she’s a mod ting. (aside)
by snakattack August 22, 2019
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Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"
by snakattack January 6, 2010
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A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.
Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.
by snakattack March 16, 2011
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an ape of a girl 🦍❤️ (usually responds to Chloe, may also react to Sophia)
yo did you see that shordie last night, that bitch chloe. holyyyyyyyyy she was a unit.
by snakattack August 23, 2019
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