Mitchism

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005

Beerflation

The price of a pitcher of beer went up 8.2% from last year at my local bowling alley.

This beerflation is killing my wallet, where's Alan Greenspan when you need him.

by Smokey the bear April 27, 2016

flower gook

slang. term for broke ass insecure racist hawaiian.

i'm tired of flower gooks talkin shit, this is my land now.

by smokey the bear July 02, 2003

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

by smokey the bear July 07, 2003

reddit hug of cash

It's when redditors open their wallets, Apple Pay app or bitcoin wallet and donate to a cause they care about.

Wow, reddit really saved little Johnny's family from those high medical bills. Oh yeah, it's the reddit hug of cash.

by Smokey the bear June 01, 2016

forest bang

The act of taking a girl who is blindfolded or not out in the middle of forest where she has sex with one or more persons most of the time in a gangbang.

Grover took Shelle out for a forest bang which she was very excited about.

by smokey the bear July 26, 2004

nose gobblin

those nasty green slimy things in your nose(boogers). used as an insult.

you're a freakin nose gobblin!

by smokey the bear July 03, 2003